The teachers are delighted
He’s gone into the night,
His stay in office has been blighted,
He should have played more PLYT.
For David, wants to stay Prime Minister,
Wants a woman in that job,
That might be viewed as sinister,
Assuming she was never called Bob.
So Nicky Morgan’s in the hot seat,
Will she continue with reform,
Or maybe she’ll rise through Downing Street
Keeping David nice and warm.
So what exactly is chief whip,
It sounds a little kinky,
Getting MP’s in a vice-like grip,
before poking ’em in the eye with his pinkie.
But I do feel sorry for the man,
Because change is never easy,
Of improving education I am a fan,
But Michael just left me queasy.